Disclaimer: I myself am an Asian, born and raised in Cabramatta. In some sense, by laughing at these signs, I'm laughing at myself. That being said, some of these signs might not be so interesting to you, or you might just find it plain immature. Don't complain to me if you feel that way ... That being said, I hope there's something you can enjoy in this collection - especially for those who haven't been to Cabramatta and haven't seen them. No offense intended to the businesses and other organizations who have put these signs up - think of it as our own little Chinglish town :).

So, this is only for Aries?

Oh, that's long ... and how many "and"s do you need?

Those bargains must love you ...

Sounds like something I'll be putting that fruit into ...

Bootylicious hair ... not quite what I expected. And those lasers ...

Is there a party in there?

Children Swear? What a Buu Buu ...

Dang it's hot! Or is it more like Dang ... I want?

What about your son?

Access? Too easy!

What about on sad days?

Yep. We all need that sorta help ...

If you have a dragon, then you will succeed. Sprinkle some other words to taste.

I'll borrow some now and return it later ...

What's so Hollywood about this?

We specialising them cows and pigs right now ...

Is there something I don't know about what's in this bin?

Well endowed shop indeed ...

Is this endorsed?

And you never thoughts you'd need one. I'm sure someone here wanted to dominate ...

Obie Wan? Use the force ...

Kiwi Room? Fat Son?

Somehow I don't think they mean the same sort of LHC

Another Lucky Restaurant

Some Lucky Plaza ...

They all think they cook well ...

It's Nashi!

What about on other occasions?

At least they're being unpretentious

Sounds like a very famous Opera Singer ...

Smelling good with that ...

I guess we don't need to take your order then ... Or maybe they mean ANFO for everyone?

Don't Babelfish a business name!

Almost there with the Grammar ...

Must have been some last minute add-on ...

Finally, I've found ...

You and Me ... what's that supposed to mean? Become rich?

They do need some straightening up around here ...